Rather than beginning this post with an exaltation of all the tributes to Sinclair Lewis in Sauk Centre, his hometown, I must first report on the theft of my sleeping bag, the second time such a travesty has befallen me in the past two years. The first was outside a supermarket on the outskirts of Washington D. C. as I was winding up a trip, so it was no dire disaster.
This time, however, I wasn’t so fortunate. It happened at a MacDonalds in the small town of Morris on a Sunday when no stores were open that might have had a replacement. The best I could come up with was a fleece blanket at a Dollar Store. The nearest larger town was Alexandria, forty-five miles away, where I could resort to a hotel if I couldn’t find a sleeping bag for the night. It would be a hard push into a stiff headwind to make it by dark. With the temperature dropping to forty at night I doubt the fleece blanket and all my clothes would suffice.
Fifteen miles before Alexandria I took a break at a convenience store in the tiny town of Kensington. An older guy on a tricycle arrived just as I did. He had a bundle of advertisements on the back of his bike that he was delivering about town. I asked if Alexandria might have a Walmart where I could replace my sleeping bag, telling him mine had just been stolen a few hours ago. He said it did, but he had an extra I could have. That was too good to be true. He said he lived nearby so we went straight there.
He didn’t have to go into the house to find it, as it was on the shelf in his garage. It was in a bright red stuff sack with a Marlboro insignia which I instantly recognized as an item from the long-gone Marlboro catalogue full of useful, well-made gear that one could acquire with the UPC code torn from the cigarette packs, which I knew all too well. I was never a smoker, but I collected hundreds of discarded packs along the road for a period of several years, one of the best things I ever scavenged. I redeemed them for jackets and shorts and watches and many other items.
It was a sad, sad day when Congress banned cigarette companies from giving smokers the incentive to smoke more with these coupons. Camel and Newport and Virginia Slims and Benson and Hedges and all of the brands competed with one another to have the most enticing stuff. It was a much anticipated day each year when Marlboro released its new catalogue. Newport for a while gave out movie passes for a certain number of packs. The value of most coupons was about twenty-five cents, so it was like stopping to pick up a quarter. A friend and I would bike around the city on Sunday mornings and harvest forty or more.
It’s been a couple decades since they were banned, so this sleeping bag was a relic. We unrolled it to make sure it wasn’t bug-infested. It looked brand new and had a heavy-duty zipper and clips to synch it down, not cheap at all. It had a fleece liner, probably not as warm as the down bag that had been stolen, but with the Dollar Store blanket it could be warm enough. If not, I’d just have to wear some clothes. My good fortune in coming upon this sleeping bag didn’t wholly blunt the indignity of being robbed, but it helped. Henceforth I will have to better secure my tent and sleeping bag on the back of my bike so thieves can’t so easily detach them. It is certainly disheartening though that such thievery could happen even in small town America.
Anyway, great thanks to Greg, who works as a lift-operator for the nearby ski resort of Andes Tower Hills. His ski season can start as early as Halloween if a cold spell hits, though usually not until well into November. His resort has snow-making capabilities, so when sub-freezing temperatures come around he can be called to work any time. He goes to work with a bundle of clothes, not knowing how many layers he might need.
The down sleeping bag I had stolen hadn’t been warm enough the night before, as I needed to put on my sweater during the night as I slept, as the temperature nudged below forty. I camped in a narrow band between two corn fields. As I returned to the road, a pickup truck turned onto the small path between the fields. I expected a reprimand or a stern query from the burly driver, but he shockingly greeted me most cordially, saying his son had been out bow hunting in the morning and had seen my tent. He hoped he hadn’t disturbed me. I assured him he hadn’t and asked if his son had had any luck as I’d noticed quite a few ears of corn nibbled on. He acknowledged the deer were a menace and was sorry his son hadn’t seen any. It was a pleasant bookend to a day that had a calamitous middle.
This time, however, I wasn’t so fortunate. It happened at a MacDonalds in the small town of Morris on a Sunday when no stores were open that might have had a replacement. The best I could come up with was a fleece blanket at a Dollar Store. The nearest larger town was Alexandria, forty-five miles away, where I could resort to a hotel if I couldn’t find a sleeping bag for the night. It would be a hard push into a stiff headwind to make it by dark. With the temperature dropping to forty at night I doubt the fleece blanket and all my clothes would suffice.
Fifteen miles before Alexandria I took a break at a convenience store in the tiny town of Kensington. An older guy on a tricycle arrived just as I did. He had a bundle of advertisements on the back of his bike that he was delivering about town. I asked if Alexandria might have a Walmart where I could replace my sleeping bag, telling him mine had just been stolen a few hours ago. He said it did, but he had an extra I could have. That was too good to be true. He said he lived nearby so we went straight there.
He didn’t have to go into the house to find it, as it was on the shelf in his garage. It was in a bright red stuff sack with a Marlboro insignia which I instantly recognized as an item from the long-gone Marlboro catalogue full of useful, well-made gear that one could acquire with the UPC code torn from the cigarette packs, which I knew all too well. I was never a smoker, but I collected hundreds of discarded packs along the road for a period of several years, one of the best things I ever scavenged. I redeemed them for jackets and shorts and watches and many other items.
It was a sad, sad day when Congress banned cigarette companies from giving smokers the incentive to smoke more with these coupons. Camel and Newport and Virginia Slims and Benson and Hedges and all of the brands competed with one another to have the most enticing stuff. It was a much anticipated day each year when Marlboro released its new catalogue. Newport for a while gave out movie passes for a certain number of packs. The value of most coupons was about twenty-five cents, so it was like stopping to pick up a quarter. A friend and I would bike around the city on Sunday mornings and harvest forty or more.
It’s been a couple decades since they were banned, so this sleeping bag was a relic. We unrolled it to make sure it wasn’t bug-infested. It looked brand new and had a heavy-duty zipper and clips to synch it down, not cheap at all. It had a fleece liner, probably not as warm as the down bag that had been stolen, but with the Dollar Store blanket it could be warm enough. If not, I’d just have to wear some clothes. My good fortune in coming upon this sleeping bag didn’t wholly blunt the indignity of being robbed, but it helped. Henceforth I will have to better secure my tent and sleeping bag on the back of my bike so thieves can’t so easily detach them. It is certainly disheartening though that such thievery could happen even in small town America.
Anyway, great thanks to Greg, who works as a lift-operator for the nearby ski resort of Andes Tower Hills. His ski season can start as early as Halloween if a cold spell hits, though usually not until well into November. His resort has snow-making capabilities, so when sub-freezing temperatures come around he can be called to work any time. He goes to work with a bundle of clothes, not knowing how many layers he might need.
The down sleeping bag I had stolen hadn’t been warm enough the night before, as I needed to put on my sweater during the night as I slept, as the temperature nudged below forty. I camped in a narrow band between two corn fields. As I returned to the road, a pickup truck turned onto the small path between the fields. I expected a reprimand or a stern query from the burly driver, but he shockingly greeted me most cordially, saying his son had been out bow hunting in the morning and had seen my tent. He hoped he hadn’t disturbed me. I assured him he hadn’t and asked if his son had had any luck as I’d noticed quite a few ears of corn nibbled on. He acknowledged the deer were a menace and was sorry his son hadn’t seen any. It was a pleasant bookend to a day that had a calamitous middle.
There is no indication that he was a cyclist, though he might have been, as he was a great admirer of the ardent cyclist H. G. Wells, so much so that he named his son Wells. H. L. Mencken referred to Lewis as “the red-haired tornado from the Minnesota woods.”
Historic Places. Sinclair Lewis Avenue leads a mile east to the cemetery where Lewis is buried. He died in Rome in 1951 at the age of sixty-four succumbing to alcohol. His ashes were brought to the family plot where they reside between his mother and father. I didn’t have to search hard to find his modest marker, as a plaque at the entry to the cemetery indicated it could be found “three rows in, eight monuments to the left.”
Two murals in town honor him and quotes from “Main Street” adorn benches.
The campground on the town lake is named for him.
The home he grew up in can be visited. Unfortunately I can’t report on it, nor the museum in the library or how the library honored him, as they closed at noon on Saturday, shortly before I pulled into town following a magnificent bike path for over twenty miles.
2 comments:
Say hurrah for Marlboro sleeping bags! I never knew about them. Glad someone lent a helping hand.
Glad to hear you found a temporary replacement. I've long expected to have items stolen while touring and dealt with the anxiety by attempting to accept the loss in advance.
Once, my panniers went missing from a campsite. Turned out to be an overzealous security guard, but I delt with it pretty well.
Of course, it was only a commuter train ride from home.
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